GOD IS WATCHING YOU O! : JOKES

¤GOD IS WATCHING YOU O!


You eating bread n akara yet ur
updating "I love this Burger" #
GodIsWatchingU#


Your account balance is 2kobo only, n
u are singing aloud "she must
chop my money"
God is watching
u....in 3D#


U go buy pant 4 wuse market
bend down select u come write "I
love Victoria Secret" #Godiswatchingu in 3D#


Your mom sells stock fish nd ur
dad changes money , U turn around and say ur parents are
into stock exchange #
Godiswatching U in 3D#


u r home having vigil with ur folks
and u write clubn tinz on ur pm .
SMH #GodiswatchingU#


18yrs u'r Dating a bros of 41yrs.
Ur pm: "Can't Wait †ø see mγ
Baby" is dat ur Baby
or ur Daddy? #GodiswatchingU#


U n ur Friend are on separate
okadas n u tweetd Convoy tinz:>
#Godiswatchingyou#


Your mother has pot belly,ur sistas ave pot belly n u are
insisting ur girlfriend must ave a
flat tummy... #GodIsWatchingU ...


U update ur BBM status with "i
love ONLY u boo" and 45 Girls
reply privately with "thanks luv" #
GodIsWatchingYouin3D#


You are 34, αñ∂ you are still
playing for the Nigeria's under 21
football team... #GodIsWatchingU


U KNOW THE BABY BELONGS TO
THAT YOUTH CORPER IN YOUR
OFFICE, BUT U TOLD YOUR
HUSBAND "HONEY, IM PREGNANT"
#GodIsWatchingUonflat screen#


You travel go China you come dey Speak
fhoney<british english>I am watchingU


¤Please lets learn to be proud of who we are, no need to lie to impress anyONE. Nobody is like U, u are
unique in ur own way have nice weekend ahead.

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